If Kylie were

abbie did this with zac and i was intrigued to see what kylie would say, so here are his answers...

If I were a month, I’d be January, "cold and dry."

If I were a day of the week, I’d be Thursday, "not quite the best day (fri) but close".

If I were a time of day, I’d be 2:52pm.

If I were a planet, I’d be neptune .

If I were a sea animal, I’d be plankton.

If I were a direction, I’d be south.

If I were a piece of furniture, I’d be a rocker recliner, "you want to spend time with me, b/c i rock"

If I were a liquid, I’d be mercury in a thermometer that's about ready to blow b/c it's so hot

If I were a gemstone, I’d be "i wouldn't be a gemstone, that's gay".

If I were a tree, I’d be an evergreen.

If I were a tool, I’d be file.

If I were a flower, I’d be a i don't know a dandelion.
M: I want to know why being a gemstone is gay but a dandelion is not.
K: *laughs* I didn't want to say the same thing twice.

If I were a kind of weather,I'd be foggy.

If I were a musical instrument, I’d be a snare drum. (M:"uh that's so annoying")

If I were a color, I’d be gray.

If I were an emotion, I’d be depression(he followed that by laughing)

If I were a fruit, I’d be a peach, because i'm fuzzy.

If I were a sound, I’d be the sound of trying to close a bag of chips when it's late and you don't want to wake anyone up.

If I were an element, I’d be hydrogen, b/c i'm all about some Hiroshima bomb stuff.

If I were a car, I’d be a 1996 red chevy s10.

If I were a food, I’d be cherry cheesecake.

If I were a place, I’d be the buffalo river. (M:"that place had hepatitis" and he just laughs)

If I were a material, I’d be a silk, only in shirt form..no undies (M"oh my gosh K&M hahaha).

If I were a taste, I’d be that taste where you take a drink of something and it's not what you expected. like if you think it's tea and it's actually coke.

If I were a scent, I’d be shoe store, leather, mmmm  good stuff.

If I were an object, I’d be the object of your affection, that's the gayest thing i've said yet. haha.

If I were a body part, I’d be the hanging ball in your throat.  (first he said medulla oblongata, then we googled for spelling and discovered it was in fact the lower part of the brain stem, not the hanging ball, so he changed it)

If I were a facial expression, I’d be the look of a kid when they get in trouble and are about ready to bawl

If I were a song, I’d be bohemian rhapsody but not the album version, one by a live cover band because it's one in the world, but not the one you want to take home and play in your cd player. 

If I were a pair of shoes, I’d be old man velcros from walmart.

What would you be?

well there you go, kylie's answers.  i've realized he's much funnier than me.  i always thought i was the funny one, but maybe i'm just wittier.